It's copy pasted from elsewhere.

( The Truth about Santa (you may have already read this) )

Be sure to start your day off with this joyous holiday tune. It'll put you in the perfect mood. Be sure to listen to it to the end :)



I like to imagine myself working retail at a cash register and ringing someone up while this is playing through the speakers.

Chapter 32 of "A Pirate's Life for Me" has been posted over on JoyboyIsland.

Have a great holiday tomorrow, everyone!

A Pirate's Life for Me - 32

Sorry in advance if this gets gross, but as an American I have to profess to having no idea how bidets are meant to be used. I'm talking separate ones, not the multifunction deals in Japan. I assume you do your business on the regular toilet and then what? Wipe and then crab-walk to the bidet and take a seat on that, get rinsed, then wipe again? Or do you not wipe the first time and sort of hop over to the bidet and wipe after that? Or do you use a separate towel? Haha, this is gross. Anyway, something I've always wondered.

Thanks for your patience. Next week's update will absolutely not be on Tuesday because I hate Tuesdays >:(

Lessons in Obedience - 3

I'm fighting a massive allergy attack that's kicking my butt. Took 2 Benadryl and ended up unconscious thirty minutes later, d'oh! Sin City update's on it's way, I swear. Many apologies. I can't wait to post this and crash again :(

Another year ain't so bad :)

Many hugs to cyndrarae and priscel. Thank you both so much!!

Today I received Judi Dench!



I'm especially thrilled by this for two reasons. One, all I had to do was send her an email; I didn't spend a penny for this. And two, I'm putting together a Casino Royale display with Daniel Craig and Eva Green and Judi, and Judi must have read my mind since she sent me a photo of her as M. Sweet! Now all I need is to hear from Eva Green, which may take a while since I only recently mailed her in Paris.

I ended up sending out a couple of requests last night. I couldn't stop myself.

Angela Lansbury - don't laugh, I have a plan for this
Scarlett Johansson - my third attempt but this time via venue
Usain Bolt

Tonight I bet I'll send out something to Jamie Oliver and other people.

Cate Blanchett framed. I think this is my best one yet.



Edit: and a simple John Travolta.

After a short dry spell, success!

( Yay for my mom )

It's about damn time! Now I can move onto the Amazon, which is a mega trip, hoo-boy.

Anyway, have fun:

Dubai is like a giant penis

I need this so I can stop being cold.

http://www.lippiselkbag.co.uk/

And those of you with babies need this.

I'm really sucking at keeping up a daily word count this month. I need some discipline, big time. Anyway, Fair Haven was 5888 or thereabouts, split over two days.

No autographs in the mail today, boo. I'm slowing down on the number of requests I send out only because I'm running out of people whose autographs I care enough about to want to frame. So today, only two went out:

Olivia Munn
John Carpenter

Yet even though I'm slowing down, I'm still thoroughly enjoying this hobby. I spend most of my time doing research for it, actually. That or using Photoshop to make the images that I send out. And of course nothing beats heading out to get the mail, wondering what I might find. So exciting!

Part 8 is now up in this Guardian series:

Fair Haven - 8